1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Mediapro Pictures presents A film directed by Segriu Nicolaescu 2 00:00:05,395 --> 00:00:08,395 carried out with the support of National Cinematography Center 3 00:00:10,459 --> 00:00:13,459 a production made in collaboration with the Romanian Television Society TVR 4 00:00:15,506 --> 00:00:18,506 "Not all people are the same, "Any resemblance is purely coincidental." 5 00:00:22,958 --> 00:00:27,958 http://www.clicfilme.webs.com/ subtitles and adaptation by maggelan 6 00:01:41,392 --> 00:01:42,392 I'll advance you again Marcel 7 00:01:42,619 --> 00:01:44,619 -like the hell does it always arrive first. 8 00:01:44,842 --> 00:01:46,842 -Enough, let's go in. 9 00:01:55,133 --> 00:01:57,133 -Once again you were left behind. 10 00:02:00,762 --> 00:02:03,762 -I am friends with Claudio and Titel from the first school class 11 00:02:04,026 --> 00:02:06,026 Just like with Marcel, he is the boss 12 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,040 -poker, the only thing it has done is consolidate our beautiful friendship. 13 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:12,029 Marcel is always first and wins when he wants 14 00:02:12,598 --> 00:02:14,598 he's lucky he didn't cheat on us never, because if you don't... 15 00:02:14,911 --> 00:02:16,911 ...we've gone to hell our friendship. 16 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:19,263 a friendship trusted in poker... lasts as long as it lasts 17 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:22,300 Because Marcel can't win forever. 18 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:25,083 Marcel, can I tell a joke? 19 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:26,458 No! 20 00:02:28,701 --> 00:02:30,701 Come on do something, split the cards 21 00:02:31,105 --> 00:02:33,105 maybe today it will work out a soup 22 00:02:33,452 --> 00:02:35,452 -you...in your house Do you eat only soup? 23 00:02:35,957 --> 00:02:37,957 -And if it would be like that, what? 24 00:02:39,969 --> 00:02:43,969 "I'm just any girl... I don't have anything special... 25 00:02:45,705 --> 00:02:49,705 eyes just like anyone else "They are normal bitumen." 26 00:02:52,051 --> 00:02:54,051 knights of the round table! are you ready? 27 00:02:54,506 --> 00:02:55,506 Yeah! 28 00:03:05,889 --> 00:03:07,889 how many? 29 00:03:08,183 --> 00:03:10,183 three. 30 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:19,465 -two. -three. 31 00:03:20,813 --> 00:03:22,813 a. 32 00:03:25,635 --> 00:03:29,635 three...two...three...one 33 00:03:34,143 --> 00:03:37,143 -one LEU -I leave 34 00:03:37,668 --> 00:03:39,668 -had two. 35 00:03:41,252 --> 00:03:43,252 -had five. 36 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:46,311 -me too 37 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:49,628 -That one isn't worth a penny. 38 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:52,096 -leave, it is accepted. 39 00:03:52,879 --> 00:03:54,879 Thanks Marcel, you are a great guy. 40 00:03:58,986 --> 00:04:00,986 four aces. 41 00:04:01,109 --> 00:04:03,109 -oh... 42 00:04:11,893 --> 00:04:20,893 POKER 43 00:04:55,489 --> 00:04:57,489 sit down 44 00:04:58,526 --> 00:05:00,526 Compalera, an orange juice and a savarin. 45 00:05:01,595 --> 00:05:02,595 What do you say Marcel? 46 00:05:03,296 --> 00:05:05,296 Or is it that you don't like savarinas? 47 00:05:05,615 --> 00:05:07,615 Do I have any option? No. 48 00:05:07,993 --> 00:05:09,993 I did it when I hired you. I think I made a good choice, right? 49 00:05:11,213 --> 00:05:14,213 Marcel...from now on You will be the graduate. 50 00:05:14,851 --> 00:05:16,851 I would prefer the ace, but... 51 00:05:17,570 --> 00:05:19,570 -We gave it that way a long time ago. 52 00:05:19,696 --> 00:05:22,696 sign here -leave them! 53 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,118 What year are you in? in the Faculty of Architecture? 54 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,798 - I am a second year student. - Also in this case. 55 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,192 How do we get in touch? 56 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:45,477 This is my number. You say you are the Bachelor's degree and they asked about me. 57 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,075 - Comrade, the check! - No need... 58 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,473 - Goodbye! - Don't forget! 59 00:05:56,520 --> 00:06:00,149 You will take this secret to the grave If they betray us, we will help you find. 60 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,509 - Would you like a joke? - I know! 61 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:56,948 It's a good idea. 62 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,480 "I'm a normal girl..." 63 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,153 - "There is nothing..." - Then fold and that's it! 64 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,390 Let's go... Two Lei. 65 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,077 I call on your two and you will collect ten. 66 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,479 I fold. 67 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,708 - Three sevens. See you. - I hit you. Straight to the Queen. 68 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,595 The one who takes the money in the first place, will have to return. 69 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:34,918 I don't think so. I leave you now. Mother was waiting for me with the soup. 70 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,478 Are you crazy? Soup at ten in the morning? 71 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:42,835 To each house of its habit. Nowadays, we are having soup at 10. 72 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,713 If you leave, leave the money! 73 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:47,798 Lieutenant, let him go! Wow, Titel! The soup gets cold. 74 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,350 Thanks, Marcel. I won't forget you. 75 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,594 - What do we do now? - We play. 76 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,712 - Us three? - With a "dead hand." 77 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:10,868 Cards! 78 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,269 - I want two. - Three. 79 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,552 Two...Three...And one for me. 80 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,759 35. 81 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:37,357 - Step. - I'm going to raise you 85. 82 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,313 More 200. 83 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:01,999 Check. 84 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,876 Let me see your hand, Horia. 85 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,753 Rinse. 86 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:16,236 You can take to the field so that it grows and turns green. 87 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,513 Four Baccalaureate. 88 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,474 My father is going to kill me. These were of electricity and gas bills. 89 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,757 Take it! I am on loan to you. You will pay me when you can. 90 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,631 I've never seen new 100 bills. Where do I get them? 91 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,433 - I sold my memories. - What memories? 92 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,198 Those of the future. 93 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:43,315 Are you sure? 94 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:44,748 95 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,075 Don't I tell you? 96 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,033 They brought people with shotgun wounds in the hospital. 97 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,668 - Everyone is talking about it. - Turn that damn thing on! 98 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:52,955 It's the top button. 99 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,638 ...and I ask the workers... 100 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:59,950 I ask all factory workers and the plants stop working. 101 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,637 -Look! - Isn't it Marcel? 102 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:03,988 Yes, it's him. 103 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,240 If you don't come here, the television building, 104 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,832 If you don't come here,in the television building, 105 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,394 to join us, 106 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:13,834 be aware that what all our efforts What you see now would be in vain. 107 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,828 I don't want it to end like this. 108 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,234 I'm going to go there right now. 109 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,549 - I'm going there, too. - Put on a sweater! 110 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,713 Don't let me see you in the hospital, shot in the head! 111 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,952 "I'm a normal girl..." 112 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,558 "There is nothing strange about me..." 113 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,999 "My eyes are not so extraordinary..." 114 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,668 "I have a common smile..." 115 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,072 God save you! 116 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:40,596 You are full of energy, dear! Its power is unlimited. 117 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:45,112 I don't know the limits. If I'm too for you, let me know, the senator. 118 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,790 No, honey! You are free to carry out. 119 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,269 What did his wife do, they say When did he leave her? 120 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,837 - 28 years of marriage without stain... - She asked me to divorce her. 121 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,071 - What? - I couldn't take it anymore. 122 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,154 - In bed?. - No way! She is from Transylvania. 123 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,116 She couldn't spend all the money as I have received as a bribe. 124 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,635 - There is always money left... - And me? 125 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,748 - I'm the one who has to keep the rhythm. - In bed?. 126 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,989 - I mean accepting bribes, dear! - Poor girl! 127 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,351 She had barely learned introduce herself:. 128 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,789 Mrs. Senator Vitelaru Claudiu. 129 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,868 - I would like to see her now. - Don't worry about her! 130 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,556 You left the house beautiful. That's why we have a protocol house. 131 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,838 Everything I dream of at night It is wild boars and oxen. 132 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,757 - I also dreamed about that the night before. - Were there any fangs, too? 133 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,871 - You had horns. - Already? 134 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:38,238 Then you won't get anything of me. 135 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,594 Senator... Is there something for me? 136 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,437 What do you have there? 137 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,640 Come on, Senator... Please! Show me! 138 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,793 Where? Here? I don't know... Come and see! 139 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:13,194 Tell me I'm right! My God! 140 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,513 Am I, officially, his girlfriend? 141 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,792 My God! What beauty! 142 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,154 Does it fit me too? 143 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:33,112 No! It's not this song! 144 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,872 Professor... 145 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,073 The teacher, this way! The room is full of media. 146 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,228 Do you think I'm going to survive? 147 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,631 I can't say. I have not seen the patient. They brought him now. 148 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,794 - Is there something? - Yes, for the autopsy... I'm kidding. 149 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,312 Can you tell if he is going to die? until the evening news? 150 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,154 We have it on the street. He was burning beautifully. 151 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,192 Please... My assistant will tell you. Now you excuse me. Thank you. 152 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,230 Professor, one more question! 153 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,479 Make way! 154 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,073 Do you still feel the pain? 155 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,477 As you know, we are the only network which has exclusive images 156 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:51,191 of the immense effort by Professor Horia Vrabete, 157 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,957 to save the lives of the unfortunate man who set himself on fire, 158 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,031 in front of the Town Hall, in order to get a place to live. 159 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,310 -How do you feel before surgery? - Are we live? 160 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,195 N � 161 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:06,877 Then I feel like shit, honey. What's wrong with all of you here? 162 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,955 Get out! Wise guy... I told you they don't like these tricks. 163 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,912 You know I don't like it. Let's get to the point! 164 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:17,995 We have work to do! 165 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,836 room 166 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,515 Down! 167 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,835 Move! 168 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,029 Move! 169 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,079 You scum! 170 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,309 Why do you borrow money, when You know you can't pay it? 171 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:12,399 Give me another day... Just one more day. That's all I ask for. 172 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,628 One more day? 173 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,552 I'm sorry I can't help you. 174 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,909 Comrade! What are you doing? 175 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,716 - What did he say? - "It's nothing, I'm all holes." 176 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,837 It's from a movie that was in progress. 177 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,353 You amateur film... Take this one from Mister Semaca. 178 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,117 Boss...You are so good! 179 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:50,111 The best. Father, bless you! Lieutenant the fish are found in the fish. 180 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,395 - Will you pay your debt? - Yes. We made him do it. 181 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,397 You did well. Those people have no honor. 182 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,272 Until everything disappears, I'm going to make myself scarce. 183 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,756 I need a vacation. But not in Jilava prison. 184 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,989 - You know it's the other way around. - Better inside, which means... 185 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,675 I was thinking about Costa Rica. What do you think? 186 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,992 But not for long. 187 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:44,395 - I'm going to leave you in my place. - I understand. 188 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,590 Keep an eye on the clans of Bolintineanu and Sadoveanu! 189 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,349 I don't want them in our territory. 190 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,915 Be careful! They have no mercy! Show what you can! 191 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,355 I remain faithful for the Agarbiceanu clan. 184 192 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,590 Come on, step into it! 193 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,789 D. Jean! Please come! Jean comes first. 194 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:05,113 - Is he a diplomat? -He is Cuban... 195 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,711 How are you, Mr. Jean? Where have you traveled? 196 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,030 If I tell you, I'm going to make you cry. 197 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,558 Can I have an autograph? for my wife? 198 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,030 - For his lover, maybe... - You did last time. 199 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,473 You are right. Are you with the same girl? 200 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:23,674 - Yes. I am faithful to her. - Really? I am faithful, too! 201 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:28,991 Thank you. Here! Please! 202 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,519 203 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,555 204 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,033 - Here they are! <- Thank you.> 205 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,915 Look! There is Penelope. 206 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,628 Penelope! 207 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:06,149 - What are you doing, asshole? - Boss... We're sorry! 208 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,358 If you were out of your mind? 209 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,712 Take my luggage! 210 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,432 Any changes in my absence? Are any ministers or police replaced? 211 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,032 Only the officials. The same people as the game. 212 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,073 - Title the program is running. - Shall I tell you that I'm back? 213 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:41,791 -He doesn't return calls. - Let's fix things. 214 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,872 First of all, I must do a new face. 215 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,915 To the clinic! 216 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,196 - What clinic? - Horia Clinic. 217 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,879 Do you think he is the prudent boss,? 218 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,600 Don't worry you! Time to keep your mouth shut. 219 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,598 He owes me great debts. 220 00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:01,114 If you don't pay, Who knows what can happen? 221 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:09,115 months 222 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,157 How is the patient? Calm down! 223 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,111 He is very anxious and wants to unwrap his bandages. 224 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,840 By no means! It's too early. What does it say? 225 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,633 Only he knows. 226 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,195 You have to be nice and get a tranquilizer ready. 227 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,834 Hold it! Upsy Daisy! 228 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:36,114 Keep your steady! Everything is fine! 229 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,671 I gave him a bear's dose. Guys... 230 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,354 If you wake up, They call me on my cell phone. 231 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,309 But only if it is absolutely necessary. I have a. .. 232 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,269 Kisses! 233 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,398 What the hell? How is it possible? 234 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,317 Hello, Mrs. Nina. We are sorry... 235 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,795 - You scared me to death. - Hello, Mrs. Nina! 236 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,480 Don't play with me, professor! We have an emergency. 237 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,193 It's serious. 238 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,230 Shit...I'm going to be late again. Come with me, girls! 239 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:08,640 He is fast asleep. 240 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,072 He is fast asleep. 241 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:21,028 - Put something in! - You're pissing me out. 242 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,112 That's all, isn't it? 243 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,189 The doctor saw even more of me. 244 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,108 Even more of you? 245 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,073 - That's why he's a doctor. -Who? Hour? 246 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,399 Hour. His best friend, of course. 247 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,673 He is the one who bought me of the Agarbiceanu clan. 248 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,069 - When did you buy? - You didn't know? 249 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,079 N � 250 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,471 It was two years ago, when the gangsters shot Arcasa. 251 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,150 Like a dog they killed, for a lousy 50,000 dollars. 252 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,080 Well... That's life. 253 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,913 Arcasa! My God! 254 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,351 You were my life. My protector. My pimp... 255 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,629 At the bottom of the lake, which is rotting with other fish? 256 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,832 You promised me that you look for him with the army divers. 257 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,875 We take care of your funeral. We, your girls. 258 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,716 Tatiana, Idusa, the French girl... Geta Sex Appeal, Mitza... 259 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,994 - Mitza, the bicycle girl? - No! Arcasa is not a girl. 260 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,391 Maybe I worked for the Sadoveanu clan. 261 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,239 Bicycle girls are road girls. 262 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:45,950 Imagine... We, your girls, all the classical dancers... 263 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,750 Now we are the whores of the classic Romanian clans. 264 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,553 Bolintineanu, Sadoveanu, Agarbiceanu. 265 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,589 And all this, for our debts! 266 00:26:55,840 --> 00:27:00,914 All the dancers. "Swan Lake" "The Nutcracker"... 267 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,994 Really? 268 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,118 I knew you all know how to use... a "nut" cracker? 269 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,949 Not all of us. 270 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:11,157 Some Balti girls would know just some popular dances. 271 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,795 We started dancing in the bars and clubs. You know how this works. 272 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,558 One day you are engaged to someone, The next day you are gone. 273 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,269 But no one can take away their skills. 274 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,874 - Now that you're talking! - I mean dance! 275 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,233 Yes. 276 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,273 Of course, Mr. Tiki, dear. Of course! 277 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,075 As soon as I'm done in the country, I'm going to go to the Commission. 278 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,949 Hopefully the traffic will be fine. What influence? 279 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,391 You are something more, Mr. Tiki! It's all he thinks about. 280 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,230 By the way... If the lists are ready? 281 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:53,908 All rights. All the best! See you soon! Lieutenant show them! 282 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,315 "Of course, Tiki. Busy in the country. " 283 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,476 You are playing poker with the boys. 284 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,189 - How do I look? - Like new! 285 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:25,234 Tell me... Your friend, Horia... Was it like that in high school? 286 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:28,113 - What do you mean? - I mean, helpless. 287 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,034 If you were out of your mind? 288 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,399 Senator, I know that a powerless when I see it. 289 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,153 - Are you kidding me? - Not with this kind of thing. 290 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:45,076 Therefore, you are saying that Horia... Nothing? 291 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,756 - Absolutely nothing. He's dead! - I almost can't believe it. 292 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,754 Do you know what it was called? in high school? 293 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,114 - Horica? - No, not Horica. 294 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,719 was called "The father of Horia's son." 295 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:07,199 - "The father of the boy is Horia!" - Isn't it a bit long? 296 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,394 His father was a prosecutor. Before 12th grade, 297 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,438 he sent his son to work a month on a construction site. 298 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,353 - What do you think happened there? - Something was built. 299 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,951 Nothing was built there. 300 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,952 He met a worker who, a grasshopper called. 301 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,634 - Grasshopper Why? - He was always jumping around. 302 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:32,511 - The way you do when you sing. - Don't jump around. I can perform. 303 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:38,395 Grasshopper made Horia a man and she got pregnant, too. 304 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:44,159 It is illegal to have an abortion, so she had to give birth to a boy. 305 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,559 - A boy or a girl? - It doesn't matter, dear! 306 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:52,109 But grasshopper was given shelter by an old witch. 307 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,590 At court, the old woman shouted: 308 00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:00,074 "Your Ladyship, Horia is the father! " 309 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:01,955 And he wasn't? 310 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,320 Horia was too afraid of her father, admit this. 311 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:04,877 Horia was too afraid of her father, admit this. 312 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,553 But we knew the truth. 313 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:11,232 Until a sentence was given, we still call Horia... 314 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,433 "The father of the Horia child is!" 315 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,674 - Now you have the subtlety... - No. 316 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,718 Good for you! 317 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,639 What did the judge decide? 318 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,718 They said it wasn't Horia the father of that child. 319 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,074 How the hell? 320 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,712 They tried the case for six years. 321 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,791 Meanwhile, The old woman vanished. 322 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,719 The prosecutor regretted of grasshopper 323 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,640 and he helped her give the girl to a foster home. 324 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,675 Horia has been searching for her since then. 325 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,715 - Really? - Yes. 326 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,437 We've never been made to feel like this before! 327 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,558 He is the only one. 328 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,592 He is the father of Horia's son. 329 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,355 It's the same! 330 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,677 Don't pay attention to him! She has an obsession Shut up! 331 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:32,754 Girls, we are honored to receive the visit of our benefactor, 332 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,793 Mr. Pangica Titel! 333 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,510 He brought you oranges! 334 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,917 Well done! 335 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,079 Come on, shoot some more! 336 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,954 Well done! You already have it! 337 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:08,718 Lord... I need an old lady that they could do some good. 338 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,158 - It could be the role of your life. - What does it have to do with it? 339 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,030 She's going to help someone get out of trouble 340 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,874 - The girls! - Yes? 341 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,957 Who knows how to get someone out of trouble? 342 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,479 What I do! 343 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,192 You! Who will be saved? 344 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,718 I want to save myself through urine... 345 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,354 So me! 346 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,793 Let's try it in a different way. What is the character's name? 347 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,072 Alexandrina aunt. 348 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:37,915 Ladies, 349 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,829 who wants to play the role of the aunt Alejandrina in a soap opera? 350 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,838 What I do! 351 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,997 - I told you. They are dying to do it. - They must not die until then. 352 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,795 Ladies, wait a moment! Who doesn't have relatives? 353 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,992 What I do! 354 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,792 This is the reason why it did not become a director 355 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,478 There are too many offers. 356 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,596 - You choose someone! - Thank you. 357 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,075 Let's go. 358 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,475 It's the same! He is the father of Horia's son! 359 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,318 - Aunt... - It's the same! 360 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,870 I'm not Horia. I'm Titel. 361 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,392 - What did you say, Horica? - Sir... 362 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,076 Who the hell is Alejandrina? 363 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,439 I'm from Alexandria! 364 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,712 I have the proof! 365 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,148 Shut up! 366 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,799 - It's Alexandria. -He chose me! 367 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,796 The usual stories... 368 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:13,194 - Team title has lost again! - Pangica Titel... What an idiot! 369 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:18,438 He's a strange guy, but he's a of the main sponsors of our party. 370 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,555 Yes... 371 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,513 The newspapers say that also sponsors of the parties in conflict. 372 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,359 He is a poker player. He is a bluff. 373 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,710 I have read that it is in various businesses. 374 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,912 You read too much. He doesn't want to take any risks. 375 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,152 He hasn't finished high school. 376 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,077 This is the reason why you want to make the news. 377 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,395 Senator... My love... 378 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,956 I haven't finished high school, neither. 379 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,636 Since you know how to do certain things, it's not a big deal. 380 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,274 I want to make big news, too. I want to be a star. 381 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,596 You promised me that you would present the weather news on television. 382 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:55,477 I'm going to talk to someone, dear. If it weren't for the weather, for sports. 383 00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,000 Sports, my ass! I want to present the time! He is a star creator! 384 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,238 Sports, my ass! I want to present the time! He is a star creator! 385 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,316 Title sir! What an honor! 386 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,918 What's wrong with these sour faces? 387 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:15,437 They gave him money to show the results of the girls and I allow them to be here, in front. 388 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,637 We have cool "produce" from Moscow. 389 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,949 You will see them in an instant. 390 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,118 By the way... It's true That virgins cost more, now? 391 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,836 What can I do? Mr. Horia wants more for his cosmetic surgeries. 392 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,355 Is there a problem with our deliveries in Spain? 393 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,517 Don't ask! girls want to form a union. They are crazy! 394 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,600 - I'm going to show the result of the union. Priest! - At your service! 395 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,994 Who is the lord "priest"? 396 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,393 Priest, allow me to present to you to a great designer. 397 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,750 Yes, an even bigger one. Where am I, Lord? 398 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,916 What do you think? about your clothes? 399 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,477 I can't say that at first glance. 400 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,593 But it's beautiful: "Ton Ton-sur." Black on black. You cannot fail. 401 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,354 If you want something elegant, more fashionable, more elegant... 402 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,279 If you want something pink, you can come whenever you want. 403 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,878 - I prefer earth colors. - The priest is, in fact, Mr. Manole. 404 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,591 -He was expelled from the priesthood. - Why? 405 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,714 Had problems with your file as a secret service collaborator. 406 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:11,955 He must put it low. 407 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,869 Everybody crosses to the other side once in your life, 408 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,439 but nobody admits it. 409 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,600 If you want to come to a garrison, we can take any day. 410 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,558 - Where is my Parliament suit? - On the ground floor. Am I going to bring it? 411 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:28,157 Not now. Later. If you have problems with his "union" the girls, it is called... 412 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,271 - Lord Priest. - He will take care of her. 413 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:35,036 - Thank you in advance, Mr.... Manole. - Did you know how to make a little dough? 414 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,118 It was a very bad month. 415 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,075 Saturday, arrived at the catwalk! 416 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,238 All the senators will be there. I mean, those who are not in prison. 417 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:45,918 God forbid! 418 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,995 - It's from Mount Athos. - Beautiful! 419 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,031 I don't know if I have the time. 420 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,919 What's up with this shit? 421 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,878 I told you, it was a very bad month. I only had mohair. So expensive! 422 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,436 Listen, honey, if you want to have as many holes as it does now, 423 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,234 This is your last mistake. 424 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,078 - Please forgive me. - Do you receive me? 425 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,673 Of course. 426 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,598 What is my sin, Lord? Why are you tempting me? 427 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:27,270 Moldova, Transylvania and Wallachia! 428 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,755 - "My desire and my will!" - What? 429 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,712 It is a historical phrase, don't worry. 430 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,752 I want to do the weather show. What's wrong with Marcel? 431 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,189 Marcel who? 432 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,557 What Marcel! He was the leader of our group. 433 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,394 a handsome boy with deep blue eyes... 434 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,033 If I had chosen not to go to the United States, In a Wreckless moment, 435 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,628 who have become prime minister or even president. 436 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,831 -What is your business there? - No?. 437 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,634 He is a poor millionaire, like so many others. 438 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,231 - I don't think he was always on CNN. - What is its origin? 439 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,271 Your background? He is an architect. 440 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,915 An architect? Really? 441 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:09,316 Damn me! And I.. I never saw an architect. 442 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,351 Today, you are going to meet one. 443 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,956 Although, it's pretty clear... If it's like Horica or Pangica Titi.. 444 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:22,751 I have been a friend of Horia since the first degree. He goes for the other two. 445 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,238 Poker has only strengthened this beautiful friendship. 446 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,272 - What is this? - Horia is here. Do you want that? 447 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,631 Monica! 448 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,950 daddy's girl! You look so good! 442 00:38:48,760 -> 00:38:51,593 449 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,034 but, ultimately, 450 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:59,073 God is the best. When he wants to create perfection... 451 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:06,388 Lucky for us he doesn't often and I leave it to us, the surgeons! 452 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,916 - Golden hands! - You're right... 453 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,639 Come on, dear! 454 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,439 - Love and peace, my dear friends! -Hail, emperor! 455 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,359 He took the ambulance and ran away from the hospital. 456 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,274 You know that I have never been late for a game of poker. 457 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,393 Or for a love session... 458 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,799 - Where are the others? - They must be at any time. 459 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,150 Marcel plane could have a small delay. 460 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:48,553 I hope it won't be like the last time, when he did not reach everyone. 461 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,356 For your sake, I abandoned my surgery. 462 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,998 I started it and left it to Junior. 463 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,398 - What is this? - Maybe it's Marcel. 464 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,589 You will have it for me. 465 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,833 My friend! 466 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:27,155 Listen... I hope Monica won't get on your nerves while playing poker. 467 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,829 I can't stand any woman looking behind my back. 468 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,436 - You don't like women more? - Let's go! 469 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,238 Where is the pleasure, When all your beauty is fake? 470 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,671 - Hello! - I'm listening. 471 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,434 - What do you want? - The doctor forgot his envelope. 472 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:48,509 If you are the postman? The postman always rings twice. 473 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:52,437 The film was in Kishinev. I saw four times in one day, with Arcasa. 474 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,429 It went on and on, without interruption. When I came out, I was... satisfied. 475 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:58,989 Really? 476 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,755 Obviously, you are not the postman. �He has called me only once. 477 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,639 - I am a driver Mr. Voicu es. - I see. Is this? 478 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,119 - You will give it to him, right? - Do you want an RSVP? 479 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,678 Bye bye! 480 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,159 What a girl! 481 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,034 Listen... If Claudiu Vitelaru comes to me, 482 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:28,639 for 10,000 dollars, I make her Claudia Schiffer. 483 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,508 Did you have a case? 484 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,588 None. 485 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,190 If I had such a case, it would be Can I play poker with you in Bucharest? 486 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,237 I would have opened up, with Marcel, an office on Fifth Avenue. 487 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:47,038 Come here, dear... This is a small change... Charity... 488 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,193 Listen! We could give the driver something to eat? 489 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:56,238 - Some caviar? - Or red roe... he will eat anything. 490 00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:01,152 But give him some bread! Bread is essential, for a Romanian. 491 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,638 You don't listen! 492 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:10,237 This mine driver is 5ft 3. but he has a huge cock! 493 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,996 He is the only one who doesn't Do you want me to cut it or make it longer. 494 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,757 What are we living here? 495 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,236 Let's see... 496 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,313 I like it. 497 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,672 What do you want? Caviar or red roe? 498 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,716 All my life I have eaten green eggs. I'm colorblind, ma'am. 499 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,709 I color it. 500 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,996 These are ambulances fully equipped? 501 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,795 - I don't know. - And you? 502 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,230 - And me? - Wait for this tray... 503 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,715 If you are... well equipped? 504 00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:02,477 I'd like to see one inside. I've never been in an ambulance. 505 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:13,518 Think about this! I was the first the use of silicone implants in Romania. 506 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,549 That material was sent by Marcel, right? 507 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:22,390 That's right. They became accustomed and they didn't have a price for them 508 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:28,676 It's true. It was Christmas. They told me they were...jelly. 509 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,236 Customs officials, as usual, I asked for a carton of those, 510 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,152 to put it under the Christmas tree, for the children. 511 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,235 "So what?" 512 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,109 I gave one to each of them. Marcel had sent it for free. 513 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:45,350 The little bugs You must still chew on them. 514 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,509 It was difficult to convince the first sad woman 515 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,116 do something for your breasts. 516 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,239 I made her two tits... Iike this! 517 00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:01,711 And now, they are going to bring all their friends and business is booming. 518 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:07,235 The boom! I must tell you, if there were not Marcel's state, I wouldn't be here. 513 519 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,830 It would have been anonymous accountant, God knows where. 520 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,560 Wait a minute! I knew there were 80,000. 521 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:22,712 No, not at all! Do you mean the other 60,000? 522 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,071 - Very good! - He gave them to me much later. 518 523 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,675 What he? With what money Did it start in the United States? 524 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,759 With our money! 525 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,793 But I didn't have money, before 89! 526 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,037 What happens to the money I earned? in poker, for so many years? 527 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,669 - Those that were not money. - We have worked for him! 528 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,912 Not like the money they make now. They were something worthy. 529 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,550 For many years, I did not want to make up for it. He is afraid. 530 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:54,951 You know what? What if he is going to win again? 531 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,912 How was I going to win again? 532 00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:01,153 In my country, with my police force, with my secret services, 533 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,793 You say you are going to win again? 534 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,474 You've turned into a complete ass, Senator. 535 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,439 What does all this matter mean? 536 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,593 It does it! I don't like losing. I want to see it in front of me 537 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,270 and hear him say: "You win. Take it all." 538 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:19,714 I want to forget about all the humiliation I have taken from him. 539 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,593 What are you talking about? What humiliation? 540 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,913 Do you know that he lent me money without interest? 541 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:30,676 Do you know that you never asked for it? How long can I take it? 542 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,392 A man can be too humiliated! 543 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,994 If he's going to ask for your money, Do you think I would take this away? 544 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,277 I'm not going to pay you. Fuck it! 545 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,670 Listen... Do you think it would be ask for your money? 546 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,234 I don't know. OMG... 547 00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,069 What if he asked me to come back? all that silicon?. 548 00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,036 Don't worry! He doesn't ask us to return anything. 549 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:06,833 Why do you think you play poker? I'll tell you, the senator... 550 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,196 We want to see if we're still in luck. 551 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,956 each one of us I could earn more money: 552 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,353 I would like to consult a patient, Title to carry out a robbery... 553 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,196 You can make a call. It is the easier for you, of all of us, to do so. 554 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:22,794 "hello?" 555 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,749 What are you talking about? If you are making fun of me? 556 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,433 During the Revolution, 557 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,194 who stayed at home and watched TV, while I ran the risk of my life. 558 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,389 Doesn't it count? 559 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,353 It counts, yes. It's been like this all along. 560 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:38,195 That's why we've come a long way. That's why they don't pay any taxes. 561 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,678 Look at the moment! Why this idiot Afternoon title again? 562 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,478 He comes from Pipera, not from New York. 563 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,715 Why do they call him an idiot? 564 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,956 Because he is one, that's why. Haven't you heard? 565 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,710 - He bought a soccer team. - He's not the only one. 566 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,796 - I understand it. - Is it worth it? 567 00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,958 Of course it is. 568 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:06,510 He appears on television every day, the ad for free, it's not the policy... 569 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,758 Anyway, Titel needed. 570 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:14,232 I find it more difficult to hide their criminal files. 571 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,633 Soon, I'm going to have to quit. 572 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:25,156 See? I'm much better this way. No one can take my scalpel away. 573 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,998 Even if I have Parkinson's disease, I can still give advice. 574 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,595 Title... 575 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,789 - Title! - I'm sorry! 576 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,475 That's all. Let's go! 577 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,791 Don't stop! 578 00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,592 Why did I leave the doors open? Anyone can find us here. 579 00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:08,070 - What's wrong with all these weapons? - Are you afraid of something? 580 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,754 Yes. I'm afraid Marcel You will have our money again. 581 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:20,149 Did you know how to give him a lesson? I told you I want to finish him off. 582 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,830 Why do you want to kill him? 583 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,676 It humiliates him with a couple of grand? 584 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,355 N � He only gave me 20 thousand squares. 585 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,957 Americans say, "Don't ask how I made my first 5,000 dollars. " 586 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,913 Romanians say: "Don't ask me how I made my last 5 million. " 587 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,351 "I don't have roles for the top 5." Difficult times, right? 588 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,354 - Really? - Tell us what you did with the money 589 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:45,549 -Are you sure you want to know? - All! 590 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:47,348 I'll tell you, then. 591 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,393 I bought a Volkswagen with the first 3,000. 592 00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,115 - It was a bad van. - And the rest? 593 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:57,193 I have invested the rest. I bought 300 statues of Lenin. Busts. 594 00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,480 I bought them in a store, I left when I was president. 595 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,435 I bought them in a store, I left when I was president. 596 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,549 I put red lights in your eyes, I made them little legs 597 00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,348 and they sell them as garden gnomes. 598 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,869 I reinvested all my profits busts of Marx and Engels. 599 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,268 This was not good. 600 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,915 - Why? - I wanted to sell them in Germany. 601 00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,035 And? 602 00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,388 The East Germans I recognized them. 603 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,073 - What do you mean? - It was easy. 604 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,033 After 45 years of communist regime, I was dreaming about them. 605 00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:26,593 A colleague told me in Dresden: 606 00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:30,514 "Don't tell me that these two bearded guys had a snow white paper. " 607 00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,000 So I had to sell them in Holland. 608 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,709 try the lieutenant for some cards, Let's see if we're lucky! 609 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:43,516 Let's go! While Title is about, I'm going to tell you a joke, kill you! 610 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,515 - A drunk classmate... - I know! 611 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,470 I can prove what I did my first 5,000 dollars. Also paid taxes. 612 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,394 What a fool! 613 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:57,359 Horica, where would we be, If all taxes paid? 614 00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,913 - Cards. - A. 615 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,793 Two. 616 00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,836 I hope Marcel's time is coming. 617 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,719 Yes, it is. I spoke with him before leaving for the airport. 618 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,918 - 20 million dollars. - Check. 619 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:17,239 - What do you have? - Nothing. Not even a couple. 620 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,791 - The dead man's hand. - Three eights. I got you. 621 00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:23,878 Lieutenant to see Marcel's hand. 622 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,392 Straight to the Queen. Served! 623 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,795 he is winning even when he is not here. 624 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,790 Listen... Why are you still wearing your hat? 625 00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:34,913 If you want, I'll take off. 626 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,478 Never leave me without money. You can be a great patriot, 627 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,756 but you never know when you have to leave the country. 628 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,713 Let's get some money, too. It will be more fun. 629 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,676 - You're right! - Listen, Titel... 630 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:52,676 You are wearing your tennis shoes, so it can run fast. No? 631 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:56,316 I'm exercising. If they take away from us My luck, I'm going to sell shoes again. 632 00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,950 Anyway, I put these on. Last time he beat Marcel. 633 00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,713 Really? 634 00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,269 They beat him, my ass! Memory. 635 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,436 You have won the first round and ran home 636 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,956 when mom was waiting with dinner. We were playing Hookie. 637 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,593 Give something to the table, Horica. 638 00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:12,835 We're sorry! 639 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,918 - Still earned 12 Lei. It's something. - Let's go! This is not a profit. 640 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,559 It's still something. 641 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:21,109 - I triple the bet. - Make it nine more times. 642 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:22,715 I make an appeal. 643 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:34,512 - Hello, ma'am! - It's so beautiful here! 644 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,356 My helmet! Hit it right now! 645 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,589 - Wow, you are beautiful! - You naughty boy! 646 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,549 Let's go! 647 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,315 Senator, I see that you continue using a suit and tie. 648 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,396 If my country needs me suddenly, 649 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,153 I have to be ready, shouldn't I? 650 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:56,396 The country that needs once, but he couldn't find his sweater. 651 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,150 It was with everyone else material washing. 652 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,551 You said this was your big failure. 653 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,434 So, the country called another. 654 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:09,038 - He's already gone. She was so feisty! - I couldn't have. He didn't have guts. 655 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,830 - Very good... Guys, I want 200. - No. 656 00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,199 Too much... 657 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,279 Horica, I heard the old woman has returned from the dead. 658 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,228 How old? 659 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,318 The witness at his trial. I heard he's fine now. 660 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,955 If you want, tell me, and she's going to be dead again. 661 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:28,788 Can you do it? 662 00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,838 "I can't understand why not say my name..." 663 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:36,511 "But I can tell by your eyes that you are also shy to do it..." 664 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,637 Clau... An ex lady is looking for you. 665 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,677 Sorry for the interruption... Senator, I have a surprise for you. 666 00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,034 - The washing operation is here. - What operation clothes? 667 00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,720 I have an eco-business. you have said you want to "wash" a million. 668 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,717 - Right. - Come with me. 669 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,038 Here she is: an old aunt, 670 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,316 abandoned in a nursing home in Alba Balta. 671 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,475 My nephew! 672 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:15,868 I don't have any aunt. 673 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,952 You ungrateful boy! Don't you recognize me? Son of a bitch! 674 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,670 It's me, your aunt Alejandrina! 675 00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:25,188 It was fine when I brought you sweets! 676 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,478 Come here, dear! I want to have you in my arms! 677 00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,909 - Shut up, lady! - I'll be damned if I get any of this. 678 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,952 Better for her to die, that you. 679 00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,513 - Die? Me? - Shut up, lady! 680 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,074 "Madam"? Lady or aunt? You're driving me crazy. 681 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,629 It doesn't bother me! 682 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:45,389 If Aunt Alejandrina dies and leaves I love it, is it bad? 683 00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,278 -How can he have a million? - It's my pension, dear! 684 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,633 Your pension... 685 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,671 - You're kidding. Will it work? - Why should we be the fools? 686 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,313 �He was a member of the Revolution? 687 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:01,920 On the contrary. A hairdresser! 688 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:02,318 On the contrary. A hairdresser! 689 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,519 When no one found out, asking The dead, where is the money? 690 00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:09,477 You get a million, I talk to Volodea and is going to establish his right. 691 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,478 I mean, let's get it looking good. 692 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:13,595 Of course! 693 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:17,594 - And then, it's God's business. - I'm going to read the most time? 690 694 00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,516 Thank you very much, madam. I mean, aunt. 692 695 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,636 I have decided to live a hundred years. 696 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,119 - More or less... - More information. 697 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,397 -... Or less. - What are you talking about? 698 00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,232 Shut up, lady! Take her away! 699 00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:38,674 Let's go! Aunt, sit here, in the electric chair. 700 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,875 The girls from the nursing home gets excited 701 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,359 upon seeing this gem! 702 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,233 - What is our great writer like? -Who? 703 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,031 - The great writer... - He's a little anxious. He is not like that. 704 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,829 Isn't that so? So, everything is fine. 705 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,678 Manole, what is it? You turn me up... 706 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,198 What are we going to do with the old woman? She is restless. 707 00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:32,916 Volodea will take care of her. I don't want more money. 708 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,953 Take care of my team! I want to win the championship. 709 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:38,919 May God help us! 710 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,756 So... All your life, you're waiting For a King on his royal staircase, 711 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,270 and you get a priest for his funeral. 712 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:51,076 Priests have their role, too. Marcel gave me Manole. 713 00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:53,311 I took it because He is a drinker. 714 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,032 He is the last to leave under the table. 715 00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:58,994 With a signed contract... After he gave them the blessing... 716 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:03,319 If you have the blessing of our party, Why do we need another one? 717 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:06,512 One day you get your period, the next day, you're gone Only God is forever. 718 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,028 Congratulations, dear! Now you have faith! 719 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,918 Horica, show me a poker player 720 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,190 who has no faith, and I'm going to eat it. 721 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:18,348 Dear children, listen to me: Life is a game of poker. That's all. 722 00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,831 - What a deep thought! - A card. 723 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,237 Some said that life It's a game of "Seven". 724 00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:24,475 Two. 725 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:27,518 Those who believe They are two meters underground in Ghencea. 726 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,559 - 300 euros. - Take it from your people, they retired! 727 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:36,115 And my patients. Listen to me. The closer you get to your death, 728 00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,238 The most you want to live. 729 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:44,472 I had patients who like shake hands... It cuts! 730 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,356 ...only to see its end come. 731 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,632 Hands with gangrene and osteoporosis, 732 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,558 I can give you by dozens. 733 00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,836 Gangrene, osteoporosis... Titel, dear, you are making progress. 734 00:57:56,960 --> 00:58:00,077 - Where can you read all this? - In the almanacs... 735 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:02,909 I know more than 734 00:58:03,080 -> 00:58:05,389 736 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:07,751 �It has one of these diseases? 737 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,349 I have them all. 738 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:13,030 - I'm afraid of closed spaces. - This is the worst of all. 739 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,393 Well, well... You are both so smart! 740 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,910 When we were children and they were playing soccer, 741 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:21,234 I was studying the bones! 742 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:24,591 When we were going to see Girls, you were a big fool! 743 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,234 You are wrong. I have never missed a visit with the girls. 744 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,391 - You and Santa... - What? 745 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,119 He never missed a visit there, too. 746 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:34,794 - What do you mean? - Nothing! What's wrong with you? 747 00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,549 You, therefore, The women had less than me! 748 00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:42,392 Yes, it's true. Don't get excited! We had less women than you. 749 00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:44,991 Who were the most active of us four. 750 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:49,592 - What?! - The father of Horia's child! 751 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,588 It wasn't my son. 752 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,920 - Yes. - Doctor, please come immediately! 753 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,715 I already told you to call me only for an emergency. 754 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,636 It's a disaster. Please come! We are losing it. 755 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:15,593 All rights. Leave. 756 00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,319 Sorry guys, but you must stop for an emergency. 757 00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,676 Right comes first. 758 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,875 - But he will be back. - The father of Horia's child! 759 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,792 Let's go! 760 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,753 If you are from Calabria? 761 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,234 I'm from Breaza. 762 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,836 So why do they call you? "The Calabrese"? 763 01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:14,232 I am an orphan. Everyone knows me very well. 764 01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:34,879 Boy, are you out of your mind? 765 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,558 Until now, who ignored the red light, 766 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,119 and now stop in the green light? 767 01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,549 - I am colorblind. - How to obtain your license? 768 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,235 - I have never told anyone. - Where did you get the license? 769 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:45,478 In Pitesti. 770 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:47,759 So get going! It is green. 771 01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,111 What happens if a boy blind to the color of others comes from the other side? 772 01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:52,798 Let's go! I'm in a hurry. 773 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,553 The world upside down! 774 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,194 Why quit a poker game for an emergency? 775 01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,795 It is as if an organized offer, no commissions. 776 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:12,152 We have to earn a living. That he could do business with the State 777 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:14,279 and I could sacrifice, 778 01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,158 for your good and the good of others of others like you. 779 01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,318 You think it's easy for me to deal and remember which party I am? 780 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,671 This was not a problem. They were always in charge. 781 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,633 I like to serve my country and I can' at least the rules of my party. 782 01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,432 - The parties suck opposition. - It's true. 783 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,073 You were a banker back then. 784 01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:29,918 - Yes. - Until it went bankrupt. 785 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,589 I had to dress properly, back then, tie and everything. 786 01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,836 There was no air conditioning back then, in the bank. 787 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,758 - But there was no money. - Indeed. I did it all for my friends 788 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:41,196 If you give me 100,000 today, I will give you a million in a year. 789 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,355 Are you serious? Stay where you are! 790 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:48,509 Your debts will be forgotten or recalculate... You get along well. 791 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,277 Mr. Agarbiceanu, I am going to read your account statement. 792 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,908 "The bandages will be removed in my application. " 793 01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:00,750 - "I am committed to all the risks involved." - I don't understand. 794 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:06,228 "I am committed to all the risks involved!" Sign here, please! Here... 795 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,951 Here you go... Thank you. 796 01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,278 Let's see now. 797 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,359 I made you a brand new face. 798 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,360 Not even his mother you will recognize. 799 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,952 - Our boss's mother died a long time ago. - Rest in peace. 800 01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:31,919 Tell me your opinion. How do I look? 801 01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:34,510 Boss, you look like a peach tree in bloom. 802 01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:35,675 Mr. Agarbiceanu, 803 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,673 I think we can hurry with bandage removal. 804 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:42,670 I would have left more, so your skin may stretch a little. 805 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:47,552 It must be stretched, yes... Dear, I need a mirror! 806 01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,313 I want a mirror! 807 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:51,989 Mr. Agarbiceanu, we do not have any mirrors in this hospital. 808 01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:54,515 Our last patient had a heart attack when it was seen. 809 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:58,434 If you don't have any mirror, give me a metal object! 810 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:04,438 A razor blade or a spoon! I feel like I'm in jail. 811 01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:07,069 One moment! Don't be angry! Everything will be fine. 812 01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:09,194 Tell me what you think! 813 01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:15,157 - I feel like I know this man. - It's just an illusion. 814 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:19,069 - His face is absolutely new. - I can't believe it! 815 01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:22,796 I am the living image of him. 816 01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:28,109 Well done! Doctor, thank you so much for everything. 817 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:33,276 - Here! I know you lose at poker. - I didn't have to do it. Thank you. 818 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:37,315 Well done! Thank you. The matter is settled, then. 819 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,111 Keep going Mona! 820 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:44,310 If she doesn't steal from you, She must make 500 euros a day. 821 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:51,239 If she steals from you, she's a criminal! Please...I'll go now. Thank you. 822 01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,996 - It's too much. - This is for your luck. 823 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,558 Thank you so much. Please take care of him. 824 01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:01,680 Goodbye! All the best! I have to go. 825 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,189 - Okay, boss. - What do you think? 826 01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:20,278 These communists knew how to live Bloody bastards... 827 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,713 Let's learn to live well, too. We have all the time. 828 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:27,235 These days, the new candidates They will be chosen. 829 01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:28,879 We have early elections, below. 830 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,115 Therefore, they heard it, too. 831 01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:33,559 Do you know how much money The elections have been difficult for me, the last time. 832 01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:36,838 - I still have to put money back. - Have I ever asked you for anything? 833 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,719 No. Tell me... Will you help me? 834 01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,557 I have ever disappointed, Claudiu? 835 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,870 What to say when I asked my first credit? 836 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,069 10%. No? 837 01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:48,435 This was his commission back then. You play outdoors. 838 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:51,791 I still do it, but there is There are more state-owned banks. 839 01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:54,157 He took them all to bankruptcy. 839 840 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:08,511 This is, officially, your lover. It is the first sign of old age. 841 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,631 I don't know what this boy can do. 842 01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:13,997 This boy? She is 27. I know her from somewhere. 843 01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:16,589 Maybe from that television show, "Children say strange things." 844 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:20,193 She is a charm. And she sings like no one else! 845 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,672 You're so young, dad... 846 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:27,679 Yes, this is him. 847 01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:30,116 Hello, Vice President Mr. 848 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,231 Of course. I'm on my way already. Goodbye! 849 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,194 One minute... 850 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,834 They have called me so that the parties office. It's not good. 851 851 01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:25,915 How can I help you, Mr. Pangica? 852 01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:29,069 What? 853 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,595 Make it a faster job. I'm in a hurry. 854 01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:38,715 Champagne and soft drinks! 855 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,910 - I don't like rude men. - No... But I like whores. 856 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,153 You damn bitch! 857 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,670 Now you're a blonde and silicon work was done, 858 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,912 and I think I didn't recognize you! You bloody whore... 859 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:59,400 I have felt so many fake tits! Who paid for the tits, bitch? 860 01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:02,720 Do you think Aurica invested in his girls? 861 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,074 It isn't true! I was never his girlfriend! 862 01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:09,276 He did surgery on me and fake tits! 863 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:16,037 her boyfriend It's walking on my nerves. 864 01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:19,676 I know that, here, they don't eat anything but the caviar, but, from time to time, 865 01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:23,150 you have to taste shit. "Pour la bonne bouche"... 866 01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:29,995 I understand. I see you know French. 867 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,274 I studied marketing in the Obor market. 868 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,035 me too 869 01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:38,915 Under tractors, trucks inside or in meat freasers. 870 01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:41,238 Where are you, Arcasa? 871 01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,432 Who is going to defend us? Who is going to defeat us? 872 01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:47,230 I have worked only with professionals. 873 01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:50,792 "Nature itself attended my wedding " 874 01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:53,879 "The sun and the moon I took the wedding crown. " 875 01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:56,958 How good! The "Miorita" ballad... 877 876 01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:03,394 I have a job in the Ministry of Culture. Or "Fefeleaga", that novel. 877 01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:09,556 Let's go to a more romantic topic. Come on damn! 878 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:13,958 Come on! But I want to ask you... I want to be on television. 879 01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:17,274 Who the hell Would you like to see this on television? 880 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:20,911 Don't be stupid! I want to do the weather show. 883 881 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,199 Let's put some cake in there! 882 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:32,790 like in that movie with the postman! 883 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:42,635 The postman always knocks once! Only thieves ring twice! 884 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,833 They want to make sure They leave with all the money! 885 01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:51,472 If you are the new boss of the Agarbiceanu clan? 886 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,275 They don't bother me with everyone that's literature! 887 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,195 Cake! 888 01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:07,357 I feel like this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 889 01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:09,398 My God! 890 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:46,873 Hi guys! 891 01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:10,589 Sorry, Senator. 892 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,478 It's me! 893 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:33,073 - You taught him how to play poker... - No, I'll show him "Seven." 894 01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:34,639 Works. 895 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:39,872 - How was the result of your surgery? - I have golden hands. 896 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:41,878 Your turn. 897 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,629 - Where is Claudia? - In the party office. 898 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,270 - Are you in trouble? - No. 899 01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:51,479 On the eve of the elections, He fears for his job a little. 900 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,315 What a pleasure it would be to have in knowing that he will be chosen for sure? 901 01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:57,512 You're kidding. He told me that be re-elected, of course. 902 01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,917 You don't play with a poor girl future, tell her she's your girlfriend, 903 01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:02,911 when you are not sure if you have your own place. 904 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:05,350 Don't worry! He is going to be re-elected. , Told me. 905 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:09,196 - Are you sure? - Title will help you. No? 909 906 01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:15,713 At this level, it must be full of gifts, to be successful. 907 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,748 We're sorry. Yes? 908 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:26,518 Yes, ions. 909 01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:30,674 I'm listening. 910 01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,632 What does it mean? They changed the work? Are you crazy? 911 01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:40,113 I have recordings of every show... 912 01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:45,791 Every time I have paid the "artists". 913 01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:50,674 The "director" also wants something... How much? 914 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:54,110 N � How difficult must the work be? 915 01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:59,553 You are so greedy... Accept. See you at the bank. 916 01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:03,432 No. In the poor guy's bank. 917 01:12:08,550 --> 01:12:10,919 I have to go, dear friends. Some animals are waiting for me. 918 01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:14,238 I miss myself. 919 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,353 You have to be nice! 920 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,630 If it's a boy, they call him Titel. 921 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:25,872 - What if it's a girl? - Send your on the streets! 922 01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:31,998 - Calabrese! - Yes! 923 01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:35,634 - Set up the big cannons! - Where are we going? 924 01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:38,759 Let's go hunting. You go with them! 925 01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:52,517 - What's the rush? - They are going to finish us or you. 926 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:59,551 Monica... I am your father. 927 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:06,316 - What's up with this joke? - Trust me... I am your father. 928 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:10,318 I am the father's daughter of the children of Horia? 929 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:15,719 That's right. I treated your mother so wrong, and I have been cursed. 930 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:19,834 Since then, I couldn't make love to any woman, for fear of incest. 931 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:25,069 In every woman, You see me, my dear. 932 01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:27,232 What are you talking about? 933 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,397 - Are you making fun of me? - No! 934 01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:32,754 If you knew what I felt that night at the disco, 935 01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:37,670 when I saw it curl around than the polo! "She's mine!" He told me... 936 01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:43,272 You can't imagine the amount of I loved your mother. 937 01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:49,557 It was the love of a 16' year old boy that there was a prostitute for the first time. 938 01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:52,149 Don't talk like that about my mother! 939 01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:53,759 I didn't know her, but I respect her. 940 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,876 Please forgive me! 941 01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:59,672 When I see you jump around, 942 01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:02,599 it seems to me the most beautiful dance. 943 01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:05,269 I'm not jumping around. I can perform. 944 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:13,549 When they hired you at the hospital and he saw that he had no father 945 01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:17,873 and that there was a blood type-2, He told me: "You are my girl!" 946 01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:20,429 A quarter of the people on Earth They have this blood type. 947 01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:26,190 You are right. But, see... You can use diminutives, like your mother 948 01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:29,159 "Little perfume", "little stockings", "Dear"... 949 01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:33,196 Every woman who uses. Things look cheaper like this. 950 01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:37,634 I thought about that too. But, see... Her name is Monica. 951 01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:41,157 What does this mean? 952 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:44,472 The old woman at the trial It was also named Monica. 953 01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:46,637 How could an old woman Is her name Monica? 954 01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:49,075 The old women were once the young men, too. 955 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,114 �Is all this a test that I am your daughter? 956 01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:55,477 My jumping around, the diminutives, my blood type and the name of the witch? 957 01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:57,795 - There is one more thing. - What? 958 01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,517 You have this mass, like your mother 959 01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:02,949 Enough! You and your soap opera! 960 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:05,874 And now? Do I still look like my mother? 961 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,633 And now? 962 01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:11,473 "Don't you know that we, Moldovan girls, what this charm?. 963 01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:15,633 The moles? You bloody pervert! I can't be your daughter. 964 01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:19,675 First of all, my name is not Monica. This is my star name. I'm Evdokia. 965 01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:23,072 And my blood type is not A-2. You and your fucking team! 966 01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:24,674 I have type 0. 967 01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:26,919 - Really? - Yes. 972 968 01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:33,273 I'm not your daughter. 969 01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:36,159 But, if you want us to have a good time, they give me 100 euros! 970 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:42,032 I never paid women for sex. It was the other way around. 971 01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:47,996 - Fuck you, whore! - You can go to hell! 972 01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:58,275 Fool! How can you be so bad? 973 01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:43,070 - Where is the elephant? - He's dead. 974 01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:47,719 "Why?" And don't tell me! 975 01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:49,593 We didn't want to bother you. 976 01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:51,358 - He committed suicide. - How? 977 01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:53,551 He went on hunger strike. 978 01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:03,192 Incredible! 979 01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:08,071 When we're done, they remind me to donate them to another elephant. 980 01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:11,593 Incredible... 981 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:18,230 It has some bagels! For the soul of the dead... 982 01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:20,510 They are fresh. Give me a handkerchief! 983 01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:25,835 - Don't you have some of them with salt? - No. He had high blood pressure. 984 01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,156 I understand that you have invented your mind. 985 01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:32,272 What do you think? What are the prices in the market? 986 01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:35,280 � 300,000 for the place of deputy and 600,000 for the place of a senator. 987 01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:37,994 "Why?" Yesterday cost 150,000 and 250,000. 988 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,634 That was yesterday. The lists were established. 989 01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:42,512 It's expensive for change. 990 01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:45,877 If this man changes the Constitution and we will have early elections, 991 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,274 Are we going to see our money? 992 01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:50,074 You think you're a supermarket, to give your money? 993 01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:52,754 Who can wages from the whims of Big's boss? 994 01:17:57,680 --> 01:18:00,114 Do you want to be a Deputy? or a senator? 995 01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:01,998 Do I see myself as an adjunct? 996 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,516 The letters of 20?. Couldn't find the smallest ones? 997 01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:11,559 Yes, 100 bills, with fluorescents paint on them. Do you want that? 998 01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:14,712 Let's go! I was joking. Let me talk to the party office. 999 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,911 hello?. Mr. Tiki? 1000 01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:20,913 Everything is created. Tell Mr. Tavi that Mr.... 1001 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:22,589 Pangica. 1002 01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:28,231 He signed his membership. Yes, I also deposited the program. 1003 01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:34,633 It is written in the paragraphs 20 words each... 1004 01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:36,834 I see. 1005 01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:40,432 Mr. Tiki asks if you want to have a certain district. 1006 01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:44,709 Mr. Tiki, anything goes. I serve my country in everything I can. 1007 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:48,439 Goodbye! You dirty animal... 1008 01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:03,479 Girl, I told you that politics It's a jungle! 1009 01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:05,797 - I thought politics was a bitch. - Very good! 1010 01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:07,837 A whore who walks in the jungle. 1011 01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:14,559 Senator! What comment? Can you make a statement? 1012 01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:18,588 Can you tell us something? about what happened? Senator?. 1018 1013 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:28,033 I see. 1014 01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:31,719 Goodbye! 1015 01:20:09,040 --> 01:20:12,077 Marvelous! You touched my heart. 1016 01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:14,955 All this, as a tribute of respect to you, boss. 1017 01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:23,074 Look at poor Vladimir! 1018 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:25,960 The kids with scholarships They are back from Holland. 1019 01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:31,197 - Respect tits! - Incredible! 1020 01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:34,949 Listen, Calabrese... Never forget where you come from 1021 01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:38,877 - You're right, boss. - Incredible... 1022 01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:51,991 Let it come. Get the men ready! 1023 01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,398 Do you remember me? 1024 01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:27,836 Of course! I have always been a big fan of yours. 1025 01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:31,632 Limba, Ismail, Gica Hau-hau... 1026 01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:34,957 �He has had so many beautiful functions! 1027 01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:37,913 It is used to make amazing movies. It's not like that anymore. Too bad! 1028 01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:41,993 - You don't recognize my voice? -Don Corleone... 1029 01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:45,478 "My son, come here, I have some black market cigarettes. " 1030 01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:47,432 I have always liked culture. 1031 01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:51,635 Jean, who do you want to sponsor? you or take a trip to Mount Athos?. 1032 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:55,191 We could do "The Godfather 4." I will tell Coppola so that 4 million, 1033 01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:59,109 I'm going to bring another 4, the National Commission Council Cinema, 14 others. 1034 01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:02,438 You cheeky monkey! I don't need your money. 1035 01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:04,836 I came for my due money. 1036 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:09,318 You forgot something: I'm Agarbiceanu! 1037 01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:13,270 Agarbiceanu! This is who I am! Do you understand it? 1038 01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:16,957 Ion Agarbiceanu? The writer himself? 1039 01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:19,551 What a great accent, boss! 1046 01:22:21,120 -> 01:22:22,758 1040 01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:25,036 And all these bullies what do you have there... 1041 01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:26,879 I'm your boss, too. 1042 01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:31,798 Which of you is an actor? This man says he is the boss. 1043 01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:34,235 Calabrese, they tell me, Does he look like the boss? 1044 01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:35,992 You are much nicer, boss. 1045 01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:38,911 Nice, Mr. Jean! I almost bought it. 1046 01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:40,991 That's why love and appreciate. 1047 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,553 Well done! 1048 01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:47,478 These are true professionals. 1049 01:22:56,440 --> 01:23:00,194 You writer! These are amateurs. 1050 01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:02,313 From now on, it's over. 1051 01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:06,708 You are not Agarbiceanu. Come back to Costa Rica! 1052 01:23:07,160 --> 01:23:09,674 -Go! - You can go to hell! 1053 01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:16,990 - What's wrong with you? - We're going to stay. 1054 01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:18,758 We cannot reject your offer. 1055 01:23:22,280 --> 01:23:24,157 Titel, will be back. 1056 01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:28,749 I'm going to destroy you, I swear! 1057 01:23:33,900 --> 01:23:35,998 Go! 1058 01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:42,073 - Boss... You are a genius. - Maybe that's how you see me. 1059 01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,997 Such generosity! 1060 01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:54,317 Do you think people appreciate this? 1061 01:23:54,480 --> 01:23:56,436 Nobody does this anymore, Calabrese. 1062 01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:06,358 I see you feel it. 1063 01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:13,829 That's life, Calabrese. Before or later, everyone will betray someone. 1064 01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:18,390 New bosses for a new era. Only God is forever. 1065 01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:23,559 Is that what you think? 1066 01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:35,273 What the hell, Horica? You could have told me. 1067 01:24:35,440 --> 01:24:36,953 It almost gave me a heart attack. 1068 01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:40,478 You never asked for anything. You told me just to change your face. 1069 01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:41,629 How is he? 1070 01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:44,115 It is the living image by Jean Constantin. Well done! 1071 01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:47,073 - Golden hands... - Where is your daughter? 1079 1072 01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:54,831 She can put it wherever she wants what he wants 1073 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:57,911 And I thought I sinned with her! 1074 01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:00,716 - Good for you! - Thank you. 1075 01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:02,552 - Listen, Titel... - Please! 1076 01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:04,996 Now I'm Pangica senator. 1085 01:25:06,400 -> 01:25:09,600 1077 01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:09,759 Therefore, I showed him like this! You betrayed him! 1078 01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:13,830 My best friend! Lord! I'm scum! 1088 1079 01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:21,117 It won't be good for him. If he says something stupid on TV, 1080 01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:22,759 all the media goes crazy. 1081 01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:24,678 It's about the media why it sucks. 1082 01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:29,156 Hey, doctor... 1083 01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:35,032 Have you ever thought about being minister?. For a few days... 1084 01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:38,433 Have I ever thought? 1085 01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:44,350 I have always dreamed of being a minister, Titel. Who the hell doesn't? 1086 01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:47,549 I fire certain hospital directors, 1087 01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:49,791 then I hire them again... 1088 01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:52,959 I want to be the one who decides what to buy ambulances for the hospital. 1089 01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:57,636 I would like to be courted by Volkswagen, Mercedes, Ferrari... 1090 01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:00,156 Ferrari? They don't have ambulances. 1091 01:26:00,440 --> 01:26:04,035 It doesn't matter. I forgive them. 1092 01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:09,470 If they see that they have the money, They are going to do some, too. 1093 01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:12,955 But, first of all, I'm going to stop drinking. 1094 01:26:15,480 --> 01:26:17,311 Starting tomorrow. 1095 01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:27,118 - Is this the meeting anymore? - How could you? 1096 01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:28,709 How could you? 1097 01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:32,550 You will burn in hell, you idiot! 1098 01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:36,270 This is bad news, my man. Hell and heaven just merged. 1099 01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:39,075 It's called Purgatory Ltd. 1100 01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:41,994 This idiot took my place in the Senate. 1101 01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:44,549 He offered them a place in the House of the Deputies. Why not take it? 1102 01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:46,039 You take it! You are new! 1103 01:26:46,280 --> 01:26:48,669 This is not going to work. The party is going to say no! 1104 01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:50,996 What game? Do you know Which side are you on? 1105 01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:55,549 Look he's giving me classes! The market worm seller Obor! 1106 01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:58,997 I have done so much for you! He never had to pay taxes! 1107 01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:02,159 You didn't do it for free. I've always had to pay for it. 1108 01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:04,550 It would have been cheaper to pay taxes. 1109 01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:09,313 This works well for me! I am covered in you and hid all your criminal files. 1110 01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:15,073 - You didn't do it with the last one. - That's why I'm not a politician. 1111 01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:17,910 No one can take the scalpel far from me. 1112 01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:23,913 The higher our standard of living, the biggest tits! 1113 01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:28,553 Tell me! Why did you do it? 1114 01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:31,988 To obtain immunity, what a stupid ass! 1115 01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:35,596 Is it so difficult to understand? If two prosecutors come after me, 1116 01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:38,599 I'm going to have six lawyers to defend myself. If you raise the bet with two, 1117 01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:40,796 I'm going up and they have eight more lawyers. 1118 01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:43,838 That's the game. Life is a game of poker. 1119 01:27:44,120 --> 01:27:47,351 - But I don't understand it, idiot. - I'm going to destroy. 1120 01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:50,559 You will not have any type of immunity, as long as I can do something! 1121 01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:53,393 - You, destroy me? You worm! - Little worm... 1122 01:27:53,840 --> 01:27:57,833 - How do you think you're going to do that? - Soon, the elections are close. 1123 01:27:58,480 --> 01:28:02,155 - I'm going to kick the media in the ass! - And I'm going to throw the dogs up the ass 1124 01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:06,069 You forget that you have been photographed naked and drunk as a cigar, 1125 01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:10,837 Running after the waitresses? I paid 30 thousand to get the photos! 1126 01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:12,872 - And the cocoa? - What cocoa? 1127 01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:16,237 The State loan! Bribery someone, to obtain 100 tons of cocoa, 1128 01:28:16,440 --> 01:28:20,877 He sold it and took the money, and he never gave the cocoa back! 1129 01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:24,154 - I don't bribe anyone. I that you paid. -What do they pay me? 1130 01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:28,353 I gave you the money! You made me write a request! 1131 01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:32,959 "Given the serious social crisis caused by cocoa..." 1132 01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:36,880 Watch your language! you can't put "cacao" in the genitive case. 1133 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:39,468 Whatever! 1134 01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:45,317 - You bribed officials to get the cocoa - Are you talking to me? 1135 01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:48,557 I gave you the money! you must They have been given as a bribe! 1136 01:28:48,720 --> 01:28:49,869 Did you know? If not... 1137 01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:52,998 I'm sorry but I have a tape than to bribe someone. 1138 01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:55,794 If you were out of your mind? What tape? It wasn't even there. 1139 01:28:55,960 --> 01:28:56,949 Listen... 1140 01:28:57,120 --> 01:29:00,476 Why do you think there is many film directors in Romania? 1141 01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:05,833 Any of them can edit a movie. 1142 01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:10,070 Have you done something like that? 1143 01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:14,593 If you do, you're worse than me. I'm going to kill you. 1154 1144 01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:23,599 I'm not going to kill you. I'm going to put a Moldovan do it, for 5,000 euros. 1145 01:29:24,120 --> 01:29:30,309 But you are not worthy of it. A Somalian I will do it for 10 food tickets. 1146 01:29:30,960 --> 01:29:35,272 Do you know what's funny? I also have an edited tape. 1147 01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:37,676 It is made by these young directors. 1148 01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:40,713 There, take the money from an offer. 1149 01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:43,035 What do you say now? 1150 01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:45,879 You can exchange tapes, Like two movie fans. 1151 01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:50,594 Do you want to exchange tapes? I'll give you the photos as a bonus. 1152 01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:52,513 I'm not making any exchanges. 1164 01:29:52,640 -> 01:29:56,235 1153 01:29:56,920 --> 01:30:00,000 If you make such a scandal, the Part will take you off the list, 1154 01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:00,113 If you make such a scandal, the Part will take you off the list, 1155 01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:04,472 and he's going to be a dead man! 1156 01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:08,951 - What's wrong with you? - I'm an epileptic. 1157 01:30:09,280 --> 01:30:13,637 Doctor, look! I'm an epileptic! 1158 01:30:14,840 --> 01:30:17,752 I am not responsible for my actions! 1159 01:30:18,280 --> 01:30:19,872 Shoot Me! 1160 01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:22,958 Deliver me from the nightmare that I have been living for so many years! 1161 01:30:23,080 --> 01:30:27,073 - Shoot me! - No... Title, no! 1162 01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:29,989 Please! 1163 01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:35,238 Please... 1164 01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:38,671 Title, no! 1165 01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:40,673 Please... 1166 01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:49,759 Let's go... Calm down guys... 1167 01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:07,955 Do you think it's easy to be a senator? 1168 01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:13,953 Do you think it's easy to keep up with others? 1169 01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:18,829 If it is fashionable to have a house in Snagov or Monte Carlo, you do it. 1170 01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:21,830 If someone buys a Bentley, you get it, too. 1171 01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:24,838 If someone is an 18-year-old Lady, you get one yourself, too. 1172 01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:29,073 If you don't keep up with them, that they throw at you 1173 01:31:31,840 --> 01:31:34,070 This means that you are not able to do it more. 1174 01:31:38,040 --> 01:31:41,919 And then... You are no longer needed. 1175 01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:51,832 How do you think you can do it? 1176 01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:57,473 Buy all this of his parliamentary position? 1177 01:31:58,400 --> 01:32:01,631 With lousy commissions What did you give me? 1178 01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:07,350 And then to keep up with all this, 1179 01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:11,390 I started selling the most profitable ones goods in Romania: 1180 01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:14,038 promises. 1181 01:32:14,880 --> 01:32:18,236 - And they paid him enough? - With everything? 1182 01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:25,796 I made around a million euros. Everything in everyone. 1183 01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:31,550 Doctor, I can't sleep at night. 1184 01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:41,348 I dream that one day, I'm going to die in a hunting accident. 1197 1185 01:32:48,280 --> 01:32:53,195 I only have one solution: yes Marcel brings me a million, today... 1186 01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:55,828 So, whatever happens. 1187 01:32:56,040 --> 01:32:58,031 He promised to bring me the money today. 1188 01:32:58,160 --> 01:33:00,071 These were the money I had to wash. 1189 01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:02,356 Wait a minute! It's strange... 1190 01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:04,471 He promised to give me a million, too, 1191 01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:07,478 to cover my debt with the State. It's about my money. 1192 01:33:07,680 --> 01:33:10,592 Don't get excited! It could bring in two million dollars. 1193 01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:14,471 This would be something else. You cover your debt 1194 01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:17,230 with the inheritance of Alexandria's aunt, 1195 01:33:17,440 --> 01:33:19,670 then start some small businesses. 1196 01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:23,272 Open two ice creams at Park Circus 1197 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:27,310 and four ecotoilets in Ghencea, and that's it! 1198 01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:30,632 Very good! The orchestra boys They will have a place to urinate. 1199 01:33:33,200 --> 01:33:35,475 Do you see it? All the fuss, you're welcome! 1200 01:33:35,720 --> 01:33:39,679 Have you ever thought about moving? to the opposite party? 1201 01:33:41,990 --> 01:33:45,754 - It would be a good change. - Perfect! Then I sponsor you. 1202 01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:52,592 Are you serious? 1203 01:33:55,040 --> 01:33:57,110 I haven't thought about that. 1204 01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:00,951 After all, I've been on good terms with everyone. No? 1205 01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:04,556 - Of course. - You got excited for no reason. 1206 01:34:06,720 --> 01:34:09,075 - Friends? - Of course... 1207 01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:37,471 Listen, friends! Do you know what time it is? 1208 01:34:38,480 --> 01:34:40,391 Do you keep thinking Marcel will come? 1209 01:34:40,840 --> 01:34:44,196 I'm starting to have doubts. What? The hell was I going to do in a hole? 1210 01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:47,268 Listen, he's fooling you. I go to do a demonstration. 1211 01:34:47,480 --> 01:34:49,630 I put 100 here, on the table. 1212 01:34:50,240 --> 01:34:54,438 We will all look to him and, In 30 seconds, it will disappear. 1213 01:34:54,680 --> 01:34:58,719 Nobody knows how or where. 30 seconds. Come on. 1214 01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:09,108 28...29...30. 1215 01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:14,592 I thought I had forgotten. 1216 01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:18,118 Are you crazy? Why are you dressed like that? 1217 01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:21,116 I'm going to Moscow! 1218 01:35:21,960 --> 01:35:23,359 What kind of game is this? 1219 01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:26,671 It's no game. I'm tired of Romania. Here, everything is a joke: 1220 01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:30,509 the presidency, politics, its police, its justice... 1221 01:35:30,760 --> 01:35:33,115 Everything! Even sex... 1222 01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:38,631 - Even gangsters are a joke! - I really don't understand it. 1223 01:35:39,040 --> 01:35:42,999 That survived the transition, reform, inflation... 1224 01:35:43,640 --> 01:35:47,189 And you leave now, when We are about to approve the brothel law, 1225 01:35:47,600 --> 01:35:49,909 when we are NATO and members of the EU? 1239 1226 01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:56,392 Let's ask for free condoms 1227 01:35:56,520 --> 01:35:59,830 and the right to see ourselves in the ceiling mirrors? 1228 01:36:00,080 --> 01:36:02,674 Thanks, but no! Instead of being in the streets of Bucharest, 1229 01:36:02,840 --> 01:36:04,956 I prefer to walk the streets from Moscow! 1230 01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:07,794 "On a road to Russia..." 1231 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,753 "I'm taking a train to Moscow!" 1232 01:36:13,080 --> 01:36:16,072 It will be more difficult until Iasi. But then, after Iasi, 1233 01:36:16,440 --> 01:36:20,672 than to install the Russian locomotive, It's hot, it's drinking tea... 1234 01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:24,072 You never know when they will come and rape! 1235 01:36:24,480 --> 01:36:28,439 Wait! How will you survive in Moscow, with only 100 euros? 1236 01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:32,719 - A man is waiting for me there. - What man? 1237 01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:38,469 A senzational man. His name is Marcel. 1238 01:36:39,440 --> 01:36:42,318 Yes, your friend Marcel! And my friend Marcel. 1239 01:36:42,760 --> 01:36:45,513 A true poker player, who always carried his money. 1240 01:36:45,640 --> 01:36:47,073 He cheated, of course! 1241 01:36:47,520 --> 01:36:49,078 Today he doesn't come. 1242 01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:52,552 He told me to tell you he's busy and he can't do it. 1243 01:36:52,800 --> 01:36:55,598 - Since when do you know Marcel? - Since '93. 1244 01:36:56,080 --> 01:36:58,435 So I was dancing at the "There is no shame" nightclub. 1245 01:36:58,600 --> 01:37:00,431 Mr. Pangica brought along Marcel. 1246 01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:04,155 I wanted to borrow a little more money. I noticed Marcel right away. 1247 01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:06,152 I went with him that night. 1248 01:37:06,320 --> 01:37:09,835 Between two sessions of love, He told me why he came to Romania: 1249 01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:14,632 He had three friends whom he defeated in poker, for fun. 1250 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:17,156 But he cares about you. Honest! 1251 01:37:17,440 --> 01:37:19,476 He called me on my cell phone and said: 1252 01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:23,077 "Stop the old farts! Come live the good life! " 1253 01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:26,153 "Diamonds, gas, oil and the KGB! What a life! " 1254 01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:40,631 Gather the men! 1255 01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:51,277 It's good that you leave us for a man. 1256 01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:54,473 I was afraid that there were political reasons. 1257 01:37:54,960 --> 01:37:56,154 Not at all. 1258 01:37:56,400 --> 01:37:57,992 That's why I'm leaving now, 1259 01:37:58,120 --> 01:38:00,554 when it is resolved all the problems of the country. 1260 01:38:01,120 --> 01:38:05,830 I leave you, with your "Eternal and fascinating" Romania. 1261 01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:15,309 If you were out of your mind? What have you done, Titel? 1262 01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:18,155 your shit! I knew too much. 1263 01:38:20,680 --> 01:38:22,671 What could he have known? 1264 01:38:23,520 --> 01:38:26,114 She was going to see Marcel. He's still a Secret Service man. 1265 01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:28,709 They didn't know where to send Him, so I sent him to New York. 1266 01:38:28,880 --> 01:38:30,552 Was Marcel with them? 1267 01:38:30,760 --> 01:38:33,274 Who doesn't know? Maybe those of the Commission. 1268 01:38:37,160 --> 01:38:38,752 This is the place. 1269 01:39:11,520 --> 01:39:13,715 I wasn't going to kill me, even if you had a bazooka! 1270 01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:16,678 - I am a veteran of Afghanistan! - Have you already heard that? 1271 01:39:17,040 --> 01:39:20,316 What are you trying to do, stupid? 1272 01:39:20,600 --> 01:39:22,636 The Special Troops are here now! 1273 01:39:23,440 --> 01:39:24,793 By no means. I should have known. 1274 01:39:24,920 --> 01:39:27,070 It's even worse. The Russians are here. 1275 01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:30,673 You're driving me crazy. Than shoot him! 1276 01:39:32,520 --> 01:39:34,829 Come here, senator! Come see them! 1277 01:39:36,280 --> 01:39:39,033 This is my big opportunity. I'm not going to lose. 1292 1278 01:40:02,840 --> 01:40:04,637 Snake! 1279 01:40:07,120 --> 01:40:08,792 - Visas? - Yes! 1280 01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:13,555 Call the airport and ask them What the hell is all this! 1281 01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:16,918 I don't understand! 1282 01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:23,277 Easy! Here they are! 1283 01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:28,075 This is for Manole sir. 1284 01:40:30,720 --> 01:40:32,472 How do you know his name? 1285 01:40:33,240 --> 01:40:37,438 You are a big shot now! You receive your mail by helicopter! 1286 01:40:39,320 --> 01:40:40,833 How did you know his name? 1287 01:40:47,880 --> 01:40:53,079 Evdokia Horikova Lakustova. 1288 01:40:54,680 --> 01:40:56,398 What is this that you are holding, Calabrese? 1289 01:40:56,520 --> 01:40:59,114 It is I. Evdokia Horikova Lakustova. 1290 01:40:59,760 --> 01:41:03,036 Lakustova? Is it possible? 1291 01:41:06,040 --> 01:41:09,715 "Democratistan"? What was I going to do there? 1292 01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:13,590 This is where Marcel awaits you It's from Marcel. 1293 01:41:14,160 --> 01:41:17,516 A revolution is about to begin. He is going to be prime minister 1294 01:41:17,720 --> 01:41:21,838 and he needs a wife. They are very interested in the morality of the proletarian. 1295 01:41:22,800 --> 01:41:25,997 You won't find any girl with more morals than me! 1296 01:41:26,840 --> 01:41:29,559 Men have always done with me what they wanted. 1297 01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:47,638 Madam Prime Minister Lakustova Marcel... 1298 01:41:48,360 --> 01:41:50,590 It doesn't sound bad at all. 1299 01:41:55,080 --> 01:41:57,640 Goodbye, Senator! My lover! 1300 01:41:58,440 --> 01:42:01,398 Goodbye, Horia, dear dad! Kisses! 1301 01:42:02,320 --> 01:42:05,153 And you, my rabbit! Bye! 1302 01:42:07,240 --> 01:42:11,028 Thank you. I have never traveled by helicopter. 1303 01:42:58,840 --> 01:43:00,512 "And now what?" 1304 01:43:01,760 --> 01:43:04,320 Turn on the TV, boss. It should start at any time. 1305 01:43:04,800 --> 01:43:07,394 - What? - The Revolution. Live. 1306 01:43:08,680 --> 01:43:12,275 - Marcel... On what channel? - On all channels. 1307 01:43:14,440 --> 01:43:17,955 - You're a pig. - Don't judge me, boss! 1308 01:43:22,800 --> 01:43:26,076 Priest! You should have received on that helicopter, too. 1309 01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:50,156 This is what I call a revolution. Well done, Marcel! 1310 01:43:50,560 --> 01:43:52,915 Yes, but our revolution It was the real deal. 1311 01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:54,469 Of course. 1312 01:43:57,967 --> 01:44:01,967 "dear brothers, today we have won the battle" 1313 01:44:06,916 --> 01:44:08,916 what do you think? Did they bring the licenses? 1314 01:44:09,251 --> 01:44:11,251 shit Marcel gave it to him for free. 1315 01:44:15,987 --> 01:44:17,987 I have heard that they found resources. 1316 01:44:21,753 --> 01:44:23,753 that means we are back in business. 1317 01:44:27,454 --> 01:44:29,454 victory, victory, victory, 1318 01:44:31,318 --> 01:44:33,318 friends. 1319 01:44:34,454 --> 01:44:36,454 friends! 1320 01:44:43,834 --> 01:44:48,834 subtitles made by maggelan http://www.clicfilme.webs.com/